“You guys could really be successful if you modeled yourselves after André Rieu.”

“You guys are pretty good, but you play too many notes”

“...full of short grooves that worm their way into the base of your spine.”

“That’s not rock!!!”

“I have yet to come away from watching them without a tiny smile on my face.”

“If you’re a fan of what can be considered ‘strange’ music contact these guys and get the record. If you don’t you’re going to be missing out on something really wonderful.”

“...I don’t get it...”

“Steve, nobody plays guitar like you, nobody even tries.”